Tuesday, November 15, 2011
Is it normal I hate Canada, even though three of my great-grandparents came from Canada?
Like I said, three of my great-grandparents came from Canada and I was particularly close to my Canadian great-grandfather when I was little, and he liked me. Now I hate where my family came from and I hate Canada because of their sports (especially their Olympics hockey team), their politics, and what not. First off, I hate their sports because their hockey players and fans are some of the biggest dou.chebags on the planet. You can't even wear a Red Sox hat to Canada without some Canadian idiot making a comment about your hat, or even trying to fight you because of it. Second, even though they officially sided with NATO during the Cold War, many Canadians supported the Soviet Union and still remain communists who want the Soviet Union back. Third, I hate them because their national symbol is a maple leaf, for Christ sake. They should get a symbol a little more intimidating than that. And fourth, they always talk about how they burned the White House when an American visits Canada, even though it was the British who did it, and they should be smart enough to realize that.
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